So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My pussy is not your playground.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
