just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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