HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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