doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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