the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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