i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Randomize
