I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You ate ashes out of my bong
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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