How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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