Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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