I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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