then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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