They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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