Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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