yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I woke up under a house in Key West
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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