"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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