she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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