fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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