Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
He has the fingertips of a God
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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