Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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