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Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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