her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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