Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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