you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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