I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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