I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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