**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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