while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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