is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
this is an emotional support booty call
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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