She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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