I want to walk on stilts...naked
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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