I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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