mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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