Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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