there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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