Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
