so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
In America we eat man semen.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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