i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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