He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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