What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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