So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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