I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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