Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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