Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Success! We fucked roommates!
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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