There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Randomize
