You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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