New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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