so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I am one with the molecules
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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