I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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