isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
my poor anus
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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