i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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